evereverafterly:

my gramma was talking to my 3 year old cousin on the phone and said, “it’s nanny. you know, like nanny and pop. but pop died and went to heaven.”

and my cute mothertrucking cousin said, “i know. i miss him very much.”

i mean come on, dammit. how dare you be that frigging cute!!

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Student: You don't like cucumbers? So you don't like Larry from Veggie Tales?
Me: I like Larry, but I just don't want to eat him. I don't want to eat Bob, either.
Student: Yeah, he's too serious.

evereverafterly:

Hey it’s a valentine with my face on it! Send it to your friends, totally! Omgsh It’s so hilarrriooousussssssss
Thanks to thecupcakemechanic.tumblr.com / mudbound.tumblr.com for this one <3 

Happy late valentine’s day.

evereverafterly:

Hey it’s a valentine with my face on it! Send it to your friends, totally! Omgsh It’s so hilarrriooousussssssss

Thanks to thecupcakemechanic.tumblr.com / mudbound.tumblr.com for this one <3 

Happy late valentine’s day.


Student 1: Banana. Banana? Banana, banana.
Student 2: I don't know how the Queen of England does it.

thekatewhotraveled:

i think i’ll go to boston

thekatewhotraveled:

i think i’ll go to boston


thekatewhotraveled:

More photos from my New York trip… this one’s from my friend’s apartment in Queens. :) 
instagram: evereverafterly

thekatewhotraveled:

More photos from my New York trip… this one’s from my friend’s apartment in Queens. :) 

instagram: evereverafterly


Grandma: My sister and I used to wake up and my father would be unconscious...
Me: -mimes drinking something, winks at sister-
Grandma: He was diabetic!

Shot glasses are for jelly beans
Right??

Shot glasses are for jelly beans
Right??


evereverafterly:

Oops I found a fun sticker app
Ps that was my hair for my friend Sarah’s fashion show!! She was amazing :)
My hair meanwhile was big x)


evereverafterly:

Student: Miss C did you know, your hair looks funny.

Me: Did you know I’m grading your reading work next week?

Student: … your hair looks great Miss C.