Hallo, this is a collection of all the silly things that happen to my family... enjoy at your own risk...
Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.
|Dad:||I wanna be Mason! I wanna wear a little hat and drive a go-kart.|
|Mom:||You're not gonna be a Mason, you're a KOC.|
|Dad:||That's not nice. I want a little hat. A fez. I wanna drive a fez.|
|Mom:||(watching frozen) Oh no... NO. THAT SCUM.|
|Gramma:||-looking at the toppings- ... It's like a fucking orgy in here.|